On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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