Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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