just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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