Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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