I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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