Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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