Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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