he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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