I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
they need to just BURY HIM!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.