I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do