It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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