I wish life had little blips of pornography
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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