even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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