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She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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