There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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