omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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