Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm always down for nudity.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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