so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Randomize