i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Boobs are out for the taking
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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