Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He kissed a someone with a penis
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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