My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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