It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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