i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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