Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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