Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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