Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
