i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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