Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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