yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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