do herpes really smell.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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