What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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