I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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