The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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