wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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