theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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