I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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