Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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