ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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