i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I think i got beer on your cat.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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