i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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