I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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