Need sex. Gaining weight.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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