spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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