Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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