bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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