This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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