I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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