He is an equal opportunity slut.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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