yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Randomize
