Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I need moral support for this bender
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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