Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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