Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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