Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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