Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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