I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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